Blog Bandwagon: Oh, you know. Been driving around for a long time. Feels like the whole world is riding me now.
Me: Oh, really. So you're full up then, huh?
Blog Bandwagon: There's always room for one more!
Me: Thank you Mr. Bandwagon! Thank you!
Blog Bandwagon: Just one question though...
Me: Okay.
Blog Bandwagon: Why did you wait so long?
Me: Fuck you, that's why!
THE END
Yes, arriving unfashionably late is I, Shawn Collins, and I have decided to start my own blog. To answer Blog Bandwagons question "Why?" Because maybe I have something to contribute too! Sorry, I'm getting defensive at my own questions. It's because after a few years of dabbling in comedy I want to try and take it further, and this weekly blog (yes weekly, and boy are there going to be some boring ones) is supposed to help my writing, you know the saying "Practice makes purr-fect" (someone told me to get more traffic to my blog I should add cat-puns, it better work).
Now what to write about? As the title suggest, my blog is about....something...something meaning something...perhaps...maybe it's a commentary on commentaries...no....Okay confession time, I don't know what the title means, but what I do know is that the acronym for it spells P.O.O. GET IT?!? Just keep following along. Just like poo, with this blog I don't know exactly what's going to come out of me, but based on the previous events of the day or week I will have a pretty good idea. Especially over time.
Anyways, I hope I didn't bore you too much, and I think meow is a good time to end it. Come by next week for my first actual blog post.
